Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 2 weeks ago

About to drop my B-Sides on my site. Get a sneak peek first! https://chance.im/bside/

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 2 weeks ago

Every 23 seconds, another ad is playing when I'm trying to watch a video on Snapchat that's telling me a story. Do you know how annoying that is?

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 2 weeks ago

Bitches be brave asf until it's time.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 weeks ago

If you can't laugh at a fart then what the f*** is wrong with you?

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 weeks ago

I like apple computers, but I use an android phone. 😂

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 weeks ago

I love talking about food and politics, and I like playing cards and listening to music or watching football. And of course video games and dancing and singing.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 weeks ago

Bitches heard that you could be anything you want on the Internet, so they said they was a virgin and started an OF.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 weeks ago

It's easy to say you hate someone, but it's tough to love someone.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 2 months ago

I just want to go to sleep.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 2 months ago

Follow your mans Puma on Kick!

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 2 months ago

When that 1 mf is as real as u. #Attitude #CanDo #WillDo #GetsDone

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 2 months ago

Instagram used to be for everyone, now it's just for bitches.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 months ago

Truffle Butter freestyle: https://youtu.be/MCqCz1UoLzg?si=gJthR1KoACWYoNcK

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 months ago

Why do you? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSofzQURQDk&pp=ygUoSSdsbCBiZSBiZXNpZGUgdGhlIHBob25lIHdhaXRpbmcgZm9yIHlvdQ%3D%3D

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 3 months ago

Little sister, don't you.... https://youtu.be/-x70_ord3UQ?si=WMra6XAZ7GTySBxj

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 4 months ago

I can't get over this story Dave grohl tells about Pantera. https://youtube.com/shorts/PTJT582Rf7c?si=VKwCk6t4oYrbuRq_

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 4 months ago

#DexterHack: If you've seen all 8 seasons, watch season 9, hate it, watch #DexterResurrection, then, and only then, watch #DexterOriginalSin.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 4 months ago

Only 2 more episodes of Dexter: Resurrection. Who's been watching so far?

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 5 months ago

I'm sorry, did you expect me to give a fuck or to have a filter? 🥴😂🤌🏻🫰🏻 Good luck!

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 5 months ago

Hearing #EddieMurphy say Nigga on #BeverlyHillsCop #AxelF is a life accomplishment for me.

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 5 months ago

I saw #HappyGilmore2 and was it perfect? No. Did it deserve all that hate? Also, no. Could it have been better? Sure. But, man I really did laugh. I liked it a lot. 🤷🏻

Chance Trahan @ChanceTrahan 5 months ago

Edit: Straight to Netflix? Travis Kelce? Hard pass. And this is what they were saying about the film, but the reviews were so harsh. The film was super decent. https://keithandthemovies.com/2025/07/28/review-happy-gilmore-2-2025/